The Toadman Cometh
The folk at Tamborine Village celebrate the strange ritual of Live Cane
toad racing every Sunday with their favourite Saturday night pastime being
the collection of the giant amphibians.
In keeping with the aussie tradition of betting on two flies crawling
up a wall, The Bearded Dragon has the infamous cane toad race every Sunday.
The Cane toads are put up for auction and then raced with a portion of
the winnings going to charity. Come and see our thoroughbreds!
Cane Toads Wanted
(Any level of pestilence will do)
The Bearded Dragon prefers its Cane Toads ALIVE, not for their
lovely toad juice but for Charity Races.
Cane Toads reproduction has hit an all time low and even the eager sexual
appetites of the current population can't keep up with our demand. We
need the ghastly creatures alive (if you have any spare) and we are looking
for quality thoroughbred racing stock only. In fact any of the brown monsters
might seem like bad news to the politically correct amongst us who can only
suggest golf driving practice. However, the Bearded Dragon Toadman relies on
these noxious pests and their narcotic poison sacs not for the hallucinogenic
traits (while we do wonder about Toad-Man at times) but for the charity racing
every Sunday afternoon.
So get the family together with a cane toad and head for this amusing
spectacle of Tamborine Village behaviour.