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Interactive Dinner Show 5 shady Pricks of MediEVIL

5 rejects, one wedding … Did we mention its a medieval thing?

A barbarian, a mistress, a fabulous ex, a jealous sister and a disgraced best man. Five rejects, one table. What could go wrong at this medieval wedding - dont answer that!

The King is getting married and you are invited! Be warned, you could die. Hopefully just laughing your head off.

One week until opening night of 5 Shady Pricks! 2 Shows Only - Nov 25th or Dec 2nd at Bearded Dragon Hotel Tamborine for a night of Fun, Food and Slaughter! Great cast of local actors including Tamara McLaughlin, Robert Griffiths, Johancee Theron, Jack McGirr, Liv Wilson and Rita Artmann!

Enjoy the show and a medieval feast governed by our own rules of etiquette and where the chef prepares delicious country cooked food with a modern day twist, shared to table to be enjoyed!

Sassy, sexy satire and slaughter with an evil twist of course language and R Rated Innuendo. 18+ only ( Roger that! )

This Production has been written and directed by Rita Armann & Tamara McLaughlin and Proudly presented by the Bearded Dragon Tamborine as an interactive Dinner Show.

“A great addition to what the Scenic Rim has to offer for couples and groups of friends looking for a different and super fun night out where they are entertained and also get amazing food to share.” says Monique Gregory of Bearded Dragon.

Book tickets direct (07) 5543 6888


Rita Artmann
Multi award winning producer/writer/actor/YouTuber - ArtSpear Entertainment
365K subs on youtube series Toon Sandwich
Lead roles in internationally distributed features - Australiens/ The Killage
TV roles - The Strip (ch 9)
Ritas highlights for 2017 have included a trip to LA to shoot a promotional video for Ridley Scotts - Alien Covenant and the filming of ArtSpears 2018 live action YouTube series The Void.

Tamara McLaughlin
Finalist 2016 Short and Sweet theatre festival - Booty Call with Banter (writer/director/actor)
Picture double HELA - Thor
Supporting roles in feature films Australiens and Lt Jangles
Lead role in 2018 YouTube series The Void

Rob Griffiths
Guest star roles on Channel 9 (Sea Patrol), ABC (J-TV), and Lead Role in MTV TV Movie Takoyaki City

Jack McGirr
Brett Hogan Hoges - 2017
Brianstorm Productions - touring in school theatre company
Lead roles in independent feature films Lt Jangles and The Wrong Crowd.

Johancee Theron
Queensland Shakespeare Ensemble (core member 2013 onwards)

Liv Wilson

Current sports reporter for the Brisbane Bandits Baseball team!
- Lead roles in The Breakfast Club And Putnam County Spelling Bee with Brisbane Arts Theatre
- Featured role on Artspear Entertainments 2018 series The Void

Written & Direct by Rita Artmann & Tamara Mclaughlin for Bearded Dragon.

All media enquiries and booking information on future public shows or to book this interactive comedy show for your private or corporate event contact Monique Gregory 0413 706050.



Let us not forget about the Food! 3 Course Medieval Sensual Feast for Dinner PLUS a Fun show where you will hope the only way you will lose your head is by laughing it off!

A Medieval feast governed by our own rules of etiquette and where chef prepares home cooked food with a modern day twist
that is shared to table to be enjoyed!

FLESH of my FLESH Commoners Entrée Mess :

Cheese Platter
Ciabatta , cheddar, brie, quince paste, muscatels, honey glazed walnuts, branston pickles, chutneys, house-pickled shallots and dill cucumber

goat’s cheese, caramelised onion, french lavender, balsamic glaze, roquette

Crusty Cob filled with
creamy ham, leek, baby spinach, garlic, white wine, herbs
zucchini, capsicum, tomato, ginger, red wine, baby spinach, herbs

BONE of my BONE Main Course Regal Feast Shared to Table:

Plump Chicken the way you like it
quartered; roasted; reassembled, lemon, garlic, dijon, hard herbs, roasted port-wine grapes

Twice-cooked cider-braised belly, crispy pork crackle

Hand Pies
Rich 14 hour braised local organic beef & roasted field mushroom individual pies

smashed roasted chat potatoes, Yorkshire puddings, pan gravy, mustards


Traditionally greens were not advised by the physicians of the day, but find some sneakily hidden amongst the fare.

BLOOD of my BLOOD Dessert share platter:

dark chocolate, plump cherry, cocoa dusting

Smashed Meringue
berries, mint, vanilla chantilly, passionfruit glaze, edible flowers

Me Lady Croquembouche
limoncello cream filled choux balls, caramel threads

Please specify dietary requirements 48 hours in advance

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